Monday, 25 April 2011

  • The Funny Facebook Status

    You've joined Facebook, added your pals, and reconnected while using people you visited high school with (even those you do not remember). Carry it all together with humor. Looking to define why is a funny Facebook status is a lot like trying to define what makes anything funny. Dolphins , good luck that.

    First, partake in a little self-examination: are you currently funny? Here's a hint-if people have consistently said that you are funny, congratulations. You most likely are. If, alternatively, you rarely hear the phrase, "You are funny," or else you hear it only from someone which has a perplexed grimace on her behalf face, you then might want to rethink your funny-Facebook-status plan. Quote poetry or inspirational affirmations instead.

    When you've established you are plausibly funny, it is time to focus on status-writing. Why try for funny? Because Facebook is really a much better experience once you make them laugh. Without humor, Facebook can be an avalanche of cute-kid sayings, gourmet-meal photos, boastful travelogues, and ideological diatribes. Humor lightens the strain. Be that essential individual that cracks everyone up. They will all owe you one, whatever that entails. You set the terms.

    It's generally safer to define what's not funny after which it skew it accordingly. You can go for exaggeration-a common comedy approach. Or, if you've got the genetic makeup correctly, try absurdity. Just don't get too crazy, or you'll tip the scales into annoying. Facebook, which consists of myriad of pyramid-scheme-like games and meaningless quiz spam, is annoying enough. Don't enhance the problem.

    Here are some typical Facebook status samples, with altered versions for comic effect.

    Not funny: "Foofie may be the cutest doggie within the whole world!!! I enjoy my precious to pieces!!" (Who doesn't feel that way concerning the family pet? It is so generalized this is becomes vaporous.)

    Better: "Foofie must learn that boobs aren't stairs." (That is specific, slightly absurd, but somehow believable.)

    Not funny: "Exhausted from work...could it be Miller Time yet???" (No one wants to answer rhetorical questions, especially ones authored by ad copywriters 25 years ago.)

    Better: "Schnapps-it's not only for breakfast anymore." (Yes, it's exaggeration-we hope, on your sake-but turning clich?s into improbable life philosophies is potential comic gold.)

    Not funny: "Wah-la! Seared Foie Gras in 12 steps." [Posted through an image of a wonderfully styled dinner.] (Now all of your friends eating bowls of leftover popcorn will feel cruddy when you smugly gorge yourself.)

    Better: "I just stood a series of mishaps with the cooking worthy of a Peter Sellers movie, circa 1968." (Invoking an archetypal comic genius with self-effacing imagery allows you to everyone's clumsy, lovable friend, not only a self-important twit.)

    Not funny: "Placed in the present triathlon and featured in Runner's Weekly! Time for pizza, brews and hot spa, in that order!" (Tally up the polite congratulations inside your comments, you dull-witted narcissist.)

    Better: "Public Service Announcement. Attention male runners: I realize it's hot, but I beg people, please put your shirts back on. Thank you." (Now you're serving town and everyone is with you, not rolling their eyes.)

    Not funny: "Paris truly is lovely in the year." (Everyone's jealous. Enjoy the vacation.)

    Better: "My fake French accent isn't exceeding too well. Maybe only shout more...?" (Embrace the ugly American stereotype-it's refreshing. Everybody can relate, and that is what social networking is all about.)

    Facebook, though constantly updated with quotes and pictures, can sometimes feel somewhat stale. Throw in an unexpectedly funny status for your discretion. Friends and family will reward you with heartfelt LOLs.

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